Tuesday, 24 September 2013

A stamede of at least forty angry , agitated, bulls, weighing in at least two tons each, hurled themselves towards the rioters at full speed, with nostrils flared, shooting flames from their noses! Their eyes were red with fury and they wanted the blood of the rioters. Mr Finleyson, Martha and Gilbert had fled through the turnstile and were hiding in the Land Rover. Mr Finleyson could not drive away, as he was blocked in by thousands of Range Rovers, Discovery's and defenders. It was like the car park of a production plant! Mr Finleyson turned to Gilbert and said, "It's like being at the drive-in movies watching "High Noon". Gilbert replied, "You said it Oliver! Don't usually get excitement where I live! Who thought the "carrot crunchers" would behave like this?" Mr Finleyson chuckled and looked over at Martha. She was standing on her cushion looking out the window at all the mayhem that was occurring all around them! Her little black beady eyes were shining with excitement. As the angry two ton bulls stampeded towards the rioters, they stopped beating the shit out of each other, and ran for their lives towards the turnstile. The problem was a few hundred of them all tried to get through the turnstile at once. They all got stuck as they piled in. Finally they sent the turnstile crashing to the ground, making the entrance wide enough for the rioters to escape to the car park and the angry stampeding bulls to follow them! As the rioters and bulls ran amok in the car park. The rioters smashed their way into the luxury 4x4's to get away from the stampeding bulls. They used whatever weapon they carried, to smash windscreens and windows and to prise the doors open. They then looted the 4x4 before jumping in to take cover! Colin Brown didn't need weapons to smash his way in. He just wrenched the doors of the Range Rovers off their hinges, and flung them at the charging bulls. He then began to rip the front seats out and also hurl them at the angry charging bulls! It stopped the bulls in their tracks momentarily, before they changed course and began running in a different direction. When the rioters saw Colin wrenching the doors off the Range Rovers, and flinging them and the seats at the stampeding bulls. They all decided to join in. Before you knew it, there were doors and tailgates being wrenched off every 4x4 they came across and flung them at the bulls, not to mention the front and back seats sailing through the air. There was mayhem and chaos everywhere for as far as the eye could see! It wasn't long before every Range Rover, Discovery, and Defender were destroyed by rioters and stampeding bulls! Not one 4x4 had a windscreen, door, tailgate or seats left on them! That didn't stop the rioters from taking cover in the destroyed shell like 4x4. They would just lie down on the floor in the backs of the vehicles to hide from the rampaging animals! The car park now resembled a scrap yard for luxury 4x4's. There were more than enough of these vehicles to go round. The Range Rovers were the biggest and strongest ones to hide in, so they thought. As the bulls charged into the the 4x4's, they sent them crashing into each other! It didn't look like a car park anymore but resembled the aftermath of a demolition derby! Every single Range Rover, Land Rover Discovery or Land Rover Defender was destroyed beyond recognition, except Mr Finleyson's thirty year old Defender. For some reason the rioters and the bulls did not go near it! Probably thought it had been destroyed along with the rest of them!

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