We were going to leave by way of the show grounds when you arrived. The hen you see sitting here on her cushion is Martha, my star hen and the reigning champion of Britain"! The policeman looked at him and said, "Everything seems to be in order sir, you can try to leave by the show grounds exit on the other side of the site"! Mr Finleyson, feeling relieved, replied, "Thank you officer. I'm sure I can find my way out". The policeman turned to leave. He walked towards the back of the Land Rover and before you knew it, Martha stood up, her little pink tongue came out of her beak and she visibly inhaled oxygen deeply into her lungs and then blew the loudest raspberry ever known to mankind just as the policeman passed the open window where she sat on her cushion. Mr Finleyson's heart momentarily stopped as he turned round in his seat to look at Gilbert, who was sitting there stunned, mouth hanging open and his eyes glazed over! Mr Finleyson broke out in a cold sweat. This was not the church or the minister Martha had blown the loud raspberry at, where the worse that could happen was a severe dressing down and a life ban! No, this was a lot more serious. This policeman looked like a cross between the Terminator and Robocop! He thought, Oh Martha, what have you done? Mr Finleyson looked towards the back of the 4x4. There stood the policeman, not moving, his back was still to them. He slowly turned round and began to walk back towards the front of the vehicle. When he got to the passenger's window where Martha sat, he kept walking towards the front, went round the bonnetand then walked to the drivers window where Mr Finleyson sat. He rolled down the window and said to the policeman, "Can I help you officer"? As he squirmed in his seat. The policeman replied, "That sound you made to me just now will not be tolerated." He then looked at Gilbert and said, "Or was it you who blew the raspberry at me"? Gilbert stared at Mr Finleyson, he did not know what to say!