It was then the woman who was helping him to register, opened her big mouth to the agitated and irate Bertie. She was heard telling him; "Please Mr McPhee, calm down " She shouted, "Those are not wrist bands you are wearing, but your jumper sleeves which have fallen off!" Bertie looked closely at his hands and wrists, then shouted at the woman; "What's happened to my jumper? Why have the sleeves fallen off"? "This is my best jumper!" He yelled. The registration woman told old Bertie to turn round, which he did. She then shouted back at him; "Mr McPhee, the back of your jumper seems to be missing as well"! Bertie then shouted, "Are you taking the piss lady"? "What do you mean missing? It was there when I put the jumper on this morning"! "Take it off and have a look if you don't believe me"! Said the woman indignantly. Old Bertie dutifully took off what remained of his jumper to have a closer look at the missing back.